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Elladora Ketteridge
Breathing Underwater Since 1676
Created on 2007-04-14 09:45:47 (#12724211), last updated 2007-05-28
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Basic Info| Name: | elladora_k |
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| Birthdate: | 1956-01-01 |
BioYes, alright, I was eating Gillyweed when I suddenly found myself with desperately unnatractive gills and webbed hands and feet.
The unfortunate thing was not that I nearly suffocated - it was that I was in bed with the dishiest wizard at the time, and he totally lost it.
Ran into the streets as naked as the day he was born.
Leaving me blundering around the house, gasping for breath, until I tripped on the rug and fell head first into a bucket of water - and blessed oxygen cleared my head.
So, yes, I am the witch who discovered the use of Gillyweed.
I am the witch who is blessed by generations of wizards whose partners can... remain underwater, for an hour.... pleasuring them.....
And even silly little Muggles know about me - why else do they stick their heads in buckets, bobbing for apples, on All Hallows Eve??
The unfortunate thing was not that I nearly suffocated - it was that I was in bed with the dishiest wizard at the time, and he totally lost it.
Ran into the streets as naked as the day he was born.
Leaving me blundering around the house, gasping for breath, until I tripped on the rug and fell head first into a bucket of water - and blessed oxygen cleared my head.
So, yes, I am the witch who discovered the use of Gillyweed.
I am the witch who is blessed by generations of wizards whose partners can... remain underwater, for an hour.... pleasuring them.....
And even silly little Muggles know about me - why else do they stick their heads in buckets, bobbing for apples, on All Hallows Eve??
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